A few of my friends had the bright idea that I go up and spray the perfume on my crush. "One day at school my friends and I were playing around with a bottle of Victoria's Secret perfume spray during recess. So her mom and sister still think the darn cat did it!" On Friday (July 26), the former horse racing jockey with the Singapore Turf Club was jailed for 18 months for engaging in a sexual act with a person under the age of 14. I was totally against it and wanted to tell the truth, but I knew it risked our friendship. Aslam also admitted to making an obscene film of their sex act when they met a second time.
We tried putting it back together but couldn't, so she decided to lie and tell her mom the cat did it. "One day I was at my friend's house riding on her sister's skateboard when I crashed into her sister's puzzle. My mom caught them in the pool, so they never let her baby-sit again!" It was going pretty far when my parents walked through the door! They asked me where my sister was, and I pointed outside. Well, in the middle of night I found her in the pool with her boyfriend making out. "Once when my parents went away for the weekend, my older sister had to baby-sit. I got up to get a flashlight in my closet, and when I got back, I tripped over one of my (many) shoes and landed on the bed right next to him! So we start kissing, you know, just the innocent stuff, but it quickly got steamier! Before we knew it, we heard my sister's car in the driveway, so I had to put on my shirt and he had to get his shoes on and make it to the back door in lightning speed! It was so devious!"
There happened to be a thunderstorm that night, so right in the middle of the movie the power went out. "My parents and sister were out of the house one night, so I invited over this boy I had a crush on to watch a movie. Perhaps we should've picked a more private place to make out!" She was so mad and didn't speak to me EVER again. Right before we went back into the theater, we started making out! Right at that moment, my friend walked out the door and saw us. Before the movie her BF said he wanted to buy us popcorn, so I went with him. Between this and the Ambercrombie & Fitch. I thought her BF was really hot, and he must have thought I was too because he kept staring at me. But the song meme got one more good turn recently, when a group of guys surprised a pizza-delivery man with a shirtless dance to Ylvis’ The Fox. Guy isn’t a legend and Girl isn’t slut, but I do think they have something in common: they’re both idiots."I went to the movies with an old friend, her boyfriend, and her boyfriend's friend. What did we learn here? Well: be you guy, girl, or whatever, DON’T DO THIS KIND OF SH*T IN PUBLIC. Her family are also said to be distraught.
But it has since emerged that the girl is understood to be just 17 and, according to reports, she has been so distressed by the online images that she has had to be sedated in hospital. The pictures went viral after being posted on social networking sites, causing them to even trend around the world on Twitter. Those using #slanegirl hashtag to bully a young woman should be f*cking embarrassed.” Oh yeah, and now she’s in the hospital. She’s being called a no-good slut, while he’s “THE MAN,” which brings us to our next contestant.Ī typical tweet about the incident goes like, “Slane Girl getting sympathy in the papers…What for being a slut?” while “defenders,” so to speak, are replying with, “Nice bit of massive slut-shaming, Twitter. Looking for a good (read: actually terrible) time? Then search the hashtag “#slanegirl” on Twitter. That’s important to repeat.Īnyway, Girl’s only 17, the age of legal consent in Ireland, but not in the United States, where the photo has gone massively viral. ( You can find them here.) They attended an Eminem concert at Slane Castle in Ireland over the weekend, and while there, they engaged in “public fun.” Or as the Irish would say, she leafed his clover. I can’t show the bottom of it, but it’s still the more SFW photo of the two. This is one of two pictures of Guy and Girl (names intentionally removed) circulating on the Internet. Today, I’m tweaking the formula for an entirely different story, one involving a blowjob at an Eminem concert.
It’s pretty self-explanatory: I rank the show’s characters, from Walt to Skyler to This Guy, by how badass they are. Each Monday, I publish something called the Breaking Bad Power Rankings.